We were off to California on a monday, but didn't get there until Tuesday because of delayed flight! So, they hooked us up a hotel room for the night in Atlanta, GA. We decided to fill up a can with ice and beers, then visited some bars in the area. Well, there's really no story to tell since there wasn't shit goin' on...and just drank the rest of the beers in the hotel.
So, we panic and wake up for our flight since the hotel didn't give us a wake-up calll! Now we wait... Finally, we get there...aaaaahhh...beautiful weather! We met up with Todd (our host) and Matt another local.
We went straight to the beach to enjoy the sun, played some volleyball...then took a hardcore nap. We then get ready for the first evening...we get a nice little pep-tease before we go out and off we go!
The first bar was pretty cool but they had us waiting on line a little too long! There wasn't even that packed in there?! We met these chics that we thought we're horny as hell but it ends up that they just wanted to get us involved in some money-making scheme! What a blue-baller that was... Nick, of course, working some magic with his "raccoon" look.
Well, we got all sorts of busted up...and passed out one...by one...by one... We wake up next morning to enjoy some nice little surf action at "San-O". One thing about this area is the damn rocky shore...it fuckin' hurt walkin' in and out!
Afterwards, we met some WWF Golberg look-a-like and ate some Mexican food. That was some good stuff man! We had a lot of time so Matt took us at some cool-ass mountain view in Laguna. This is a perfect location for some 420 stylee...
Yes, another night is here and we've got, Sharon Stone look-a-like, beautiful Melanie to party with us! It was definitely a Vulture moment with the crew, but who will win the game... Will it be the man with the third leg, the Philipine Love Machine, the guy behind the guy, or the guy that maintains eye-contact?!
Aaaaahhh...and here is this night's winner! He managed to keep a geniune "I-like-you-for-your-mind" image with his eye-contact and proved to be spontaneously humorous...until next time pal... You've won the battle but not the war!
We had these dudes from Texas help us out to get our rental car. We thought we'd take a little picture of some dents so they don't charge us for the damages.
Our story is going to be a little wacky since it was such a long-ass story... We're just going to jump from one thing to another... During our stay, our days we're comprised of pretty much playing volleyball on the beach, checking out some sites, and surfing the ocean waves.
We checked out this bar called Fred's where we met this cute bartender and another. It was pretty cool there but we never did get to hang at night.
We also hit this club called The Drink. (We wondered also how long it took them to name that place.) And yes...Miss Melanie decided to accompany us again. Round two fellas! This place was pretty packed with people... We met this one chic that was fighting with her ex-boyfriend. (What's up with ladies fighting over Ex's?!)
Anyway, we were entertained with some skin as these two ladies dance on a little stage. Of course, as usual, the guys scare them off with their aggressive behavior...fuckin' eh man...you bastards ruined it!
We also met up with these cute chics that were ready to pa-te! Think this one is learning to be a doctor..."cough cough!" Oh, and this bartender had an awesome body...I think she knows we're looking at her ass?
Big Steve also met the dude from KORN there...whaz up brotha man!? We were bustin' a move with our dancin' shoes and the girl finally catches on..."Wait a minute, that's not your knee after all?!" We hung out with Barron at his crib to chill out afterwards.
We also checked out San Diego friends of friends and chilled out at some bars there. Being that it was Saturday, we had no job and didn't have shit do... Thaz right, Steve has been transformed into Craig. Afterwards, he was talkin' shit from "There was this one time at band camp..." to "Well, it all started when I was three..."
We checked out Venice Beach and L.A. for the Academy Awards too! It was so weak so we looked for the Hollywood sign...the only thing entertaining were these guys that sounded like the SouthPark theme song. Yeah, it was no joke gettin' lost and driving around Compton and the projects man... One of our visits to L.A. was for the casting call for the Big Brother show on CBS...haha...a lot of freaks on that man!
Everything else that happened in Orange County...stayed in Orange County. Thank you to all the locals that hooked us up (Todd, Melanie, Matt, Barron, Texas folks, "blowey" and friends, Jim, and anyone else we forgot due to loss of memory cells)! We may be back for the 4th of July weekend!
Later,
FUKiTT crew
